Katie: Mrs. Berra, Do you have any kids?Me: No. I have a dog.
Katie: Oh.
....30 seconds later...
Katie: Mrs. Berra, Do you plan on having kids?
Me: Yes, I suppose, why?
Katie: Oh...reasons.
Me: Reasons like what?
Katie: Well, when teachers get pregnant, they leave us with substitutes for a long time and I just would want to know that sort of thing.
Me: Do you think that I'm pregnant?!
Katie: ...yes.
Me: Well...You would be right.
There was much screaming and jumping. When I told her she could tell the rest of the class (that had not been paying attention to this exchange) I expected her to just yell it out, but she went around to every student and whispered in their ears so I could see each one's look of surprise.
I figured every student would know by Friday (word travels fast in middle schools), and I'd rather have them congratulate me and get it over with than whisper about it, so I went ahead and told the rest of my classes.
In one 7th grade class, I was hugged by about 10 kids at once. I'm glad I don't have to fret too much about what I'm going to wear in the morning and whether the kids will notice. I'm hoping they will be more helpful.

